"kadto na 'te"

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Created by Eugene Villar.

joke, joke, joke!

Lifted this from my mailing list... read on...

Pulis1: Pare alam mo na ba ang usap usapan
Pulis2: bakit pare anong balita?
Pulis1: May bading daw sa campo
Pulis2: Sino daw pare?
Pulis1: Kiss Muna!!"

Pedro: Pare, Tikman mo itong cake. Masarap! Gawa ng nanay ko.
Juan: Ikaw na lang titikman ko, pare. Tutal gawa ka din naman ng nanay mo.
I Love You, Pare!

"TEACHER: Class draw a fish..!
CLASS: Yes ma'am!
TEACHER: Pedro, why is ur drawing very dirty..?
PEDRO: Ma'am, bagoong po yan."

"Pulis at Intsik:
Pulis: boss konting abuloy lang, may namatay na pulis.
Intsik: ako malaki migay amuloy masta alaw-alaw melon pulis paktay oke.."

"PASYENTE: Dok. . . Ninenerbyos po ako! First operation ko po ito. . .
DOK: Alam ko ang nararamdaman mo. . .Kasi ikaw rin ang una kong pasyente"

"If you care for your lady friends, advise them not to marry men from Las Pinas. B'coz they have "bamboo organs.""

Tanga: kamusta yung exam mo.
Bobo: wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?
Tanga: naku, blangko din yung papel ko, baka sabihin ni titser,
nagkopyahan tayo

"WIFE: maghiwalay na tayo!
MAN: ok,akin ang bahay!
WIFE: akin ang farm!
MAN: akin ang kotse!
WIFE: ah pero akin driver
MAN: pwes, magkakamatayan tyo, MATAGAL NA SIYANG AKIN!"

"Mrs: hoy! Tama na yang beer mo masyado ka magastos
Mr: Ikaw make-up mo ang magastos
Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para syo
Mr: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka!"

"May bagong kasal:
MRS: Honey malapit na tayong maging 3 dito sa bahay
MR: Talaga honey? Pinasaya mo ako sa balita mo
MRS: Oo dito na titira ang nanay ko!"

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na
po ang next step ninyo??
ATTY: DNA na...
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
ATTY: Di Namin Alam....hehehe

"Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!"

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy..
BABY: Does this mean I am an angel???
FAIRY: (laughs) of course not! tong negrang to! ambisyosa! PANIKI ka!!

In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked; are you going to dance??
The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said; "yes" and the guy said "that's good, can I have your chair??"

"Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
ANAK: Tay! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!"

Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya :)


In a disco a woman approaches a man...
Woman: hey, marunong ka bang mag-swing?
Man: (flattered) ba't mo nga pala naitanong? (smiling) mukha ba akong dance instructor? (giving her a wink)
Woman: hindi no! mukha ka kasing unggoy! :)


bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

oh di ba!

Lucky me.

This is not about the instant mami that we all love enough to risk a urinary tract infection. Twas a quiet few weeks for me. Nothing much has happened and changed, I'm still me.
My daily routine's as simple as can be. get up early and report to work. after 9+ hours, go home. Watch some TV, maybe do some extra work at home and sleep around 11 or midnight. Work's almost smooth most of the time and I haven't had much stress as I had before with my previous boss. Here's some of the things I "still" like about my present job:
1. I now work in a real office in a real building. all of my previous jobs all have houses converted into offices. The only other time I worked in a building was waaay back 1993. Working in a building also means seeing a lot more people everyday and some you even share an elevator, which on one instance stalled with me inside.
2. My office have internet connection, so I can keep tabs of my messages while at work and not wait till I get home. I do not browse or chat online while at work though I do so when it's almost 6pm and most of my work's completed.
3. Something I missed while in Iloilo was listening to the radio everyday while at work. We have a radio in the site office but I turned it off after hearing Yasmien Kurdi's song "I know" for a total of 16 times in one working day. Here in the Metro, I have my choice of stations. Magic and RX still around but what I missed the most is K-lite which may have changed owners 'coz it's called Heart 103.5 nowadays, which brings me to....

I got to watch the advanced screening of Ocean's 13 last Monday because I won in one of the contests from that radio station. It was just my luck coz the screening will be held that same day but the DJ has an extra pair of tickets coz 1 winner will not be able to watch it that night. Unlike before, you only have to text your answer rather than being the right numbered caller. When I heard I won, I immediately went to Paragon Plaza in Pioneer to redeem my prize only to be told that their offices' located in Jollibee Plaza in Ortigas Center. Stupid, but I was able to get my tickets and watched the preem.

The following day, I received a call from Gatorade, telling me that I won in their weekly raffle but she needs to know if I have the cap with the winning code. I'm still waiting for her text so that I could look for that lucky bottle cap and I'm still wondering what I won hoping that I could trade it for the trip to watch an NBA game.

Last Friday, an old schoolmate of mine offered me a job at their firm which I politely turned down. He insisted that I should accept his offer and their even willing to have me as a consultant and only report to the office once a week. It sounds to good to be true but I'm going to have a talk with them later this week.

They say luck comes in 3's and by my story, my luck should have run out, which I'm hoping has not, after all I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Tomorrow another work week starts