" Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed... then I feel wet and I realize there is." -Homer Simpson
I've been reading quite a few Esquire magazines lately, which I bought dirt cheap from the back issue bin. Apart from the usual fashion, tech and entertainment guides that most magazines have, It's really entertaining to read their "what I've learned" section with their featured celebrity. It's entertaining and prompted me to do my own list. Maybe in the future this will be relevant when I finally get my 15 minutes....
* Everyone has an agenda!
* When it's about work, money changes everything the bottomline IS EVERYTHING!
* In my line of work, EGO is always mistaken for knowledge.
* No matter what your grades are in school, the younger you are the less you know.
* If it pays well...It's a career. If it just gets you by... It's a job. If the pay sucks... It's a vocation!
* My definition of Epiphany is having a great idea then finding out there are others that already have a website for it.
* Your opinion about other people will be your paranoia about what others will think when you're in the same situation.
* A steel drum when full creates less noise than when it's empty.....just like our brain.
* Between blognapping and chain e-mails, the former is the lesser evil.
* Life is like a joke.... it needs a set-up, a punchline and a follow through. Then it'll be a great joke.
* It's better to be a flash in the pan than a stain on the wall.
* Every person, at some point in their life, will suffer from selective amnesia.
* Each person will have one pivotal moment that they will remember all their life (and constantly tell you about it, over and over and over)
* You will always have another chance to catch something that you missed.... like cable TV.
* I'd rather travel by air than by sea, cause when something goes wrong, you can be sure that you're not the only one who doesn't know how to fly!
* The only difference between news and gossip is that the latter is free.
More again next time!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Nagawa mo ba 'to?
Been quite lazy this past month. Haven't been posting as I want to... and I'm still lazy. Just want to share you this message from a high school classmate. He posted this in our batch mailing list and the author was a former Bb. Pilipinas winner from our school and was my batchmate in HS (and college too for that matter). She's really beautiful and very smart. We'll here it is....
Nung ikaw ay bata... nagawa mo ba to?
*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso,langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luk song tinik.
*malupit ka pag meron kang atari, family computer or nes?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left,> right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start?
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross> Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony,thundercats,bioman, voltes v, mazinger z,
daimos, he-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi beverly hills 90210?
*gumagam it ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpa pirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls?e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang Perfect Strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si Aiza Seguerra sa Eat Bulaga at alam mo> ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus"> at"alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni Andrew E. na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin?
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog na sinawsaw sa asukal?
*takot ka dumating ang year 1999 dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
KUNG ALAM MO L AHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD... KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-35 KA... WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA LANG... DIBA .75 CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NUN AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW?
HAHAHAHAH
Nung ikaw ay bata... nagawa mo ba to?
*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso,langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luk song tinik.
*malupit ka pag meron kang atari, family computer or nes?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left,> right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start?
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross> Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony,thundercats,bioman, voltes v, mazinger z,
daimos, he-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi beverly hills 90210?
*gumagam it ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpa pirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls?e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang Perfect Strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si Aiza Seguerra sa Eat Bulaga at alam mo> ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus"> at"alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni Andrew E. na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin?
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog na sinawsaw sa asukal?
*takot ka dumating ang year 1999 dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
KUNG ALAM MO L AHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD... KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-35 KA... WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA LANG... DIBA .75 CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NUN AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW?
HAHAHAHAH
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