This is from a newspaper article clipping that I saved way back in 2001. It was about a month before my 29th birthday and saving the clipping would give me a list of things to accomplish in the next 12 months.
Rage against Age.
30 things a MAN should KNOW by age 30.
1. The difference between love and lust.
2. How to change a tire, a diaper and a woman's mind.
3. When to hold on and when to let go.
4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol.
5. Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.
6. Advanced foreplay.
7. Trouble when he sees it.
8. True love when he feels it.
9. A load of bull when he hears it.
10. The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them.
11. How to fast-talk and slow-dance.
12. The art of seduction.
13. That his wife (lover, grilfriend) is not his mother.
14. A woman's erogenous zones.
15. What he wants out of life and how to go after it.
16. Which medical tests he needs and when to get them.
17. How to make money, dinner, conversation and love.
18. How to start a fire - in the hearth and the heart.
19. How to unhook a bra with one hand - in the dark.
20. How to give a toast and take a compliment.
21. The fundamental workings of the female psyche.
22. The Ten Commandments.
23. The importance of trying to follow them.
24. His way around the Kitchen.
25. The futility of unrequited love.
26. The ecstacy of unconditional love.
27. How to open a bottle of champagne.
28. How to negotiate.
29. How to close a deal.
30. How to open up.
4 years hence...21 out of 30 ain't bad.
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3 comments:
21 out of 30 ain't bad at all...God Bless.
Ahh... Joey can unhook a bra just by LOOKING at it. Kaya mo 'yon?
if i could do that then every girl would have loose tops already. :)
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